Leader Kim Jong Il And Cancer : Scientific Impossiblity

The criminal US imperialist CIA crooks and liars, their henchmen, hirelings and servants are once again causing a wave of slander against the DPRK, floating the criminaly ridiculous notion of the possible demise of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il by way of cancer which is the turn of a blasphemy onto itself that is illegal under international law binded by the United Nations Human Rights Council.

These criminal reactionary warmongers, in a mad crazy bid of unhinged fallacy carelessly throw around the words of Leader Kim Jong Il and Cancer within a same sentence thus trying to inpinge on the greatness of Kim Jong Il the Great Commander of Mt Baektu born on the Sacred Mountain. But this is a possibility that has been demonstrated as scientifically impossible by science since Leader Kim Jong Il, being born in February, is not Cancer but Aquarius.

Leader Kim Jong Il is Aquarius and this is the age hailed by World Progressives as the Age of Aquarius, the Age of Kim Jong Il. This is the proof that Kim Jong Il, far from dying is an immortal leader who will go down in history as the Leader of One Thousand Years. MANSE!!!

Breaking : Dear Leader Kim Jong Il Survives US Imperialist Assassination Attempt

Our sources inform us that Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il has just been victim of an attempted US imperialist assassination attempt. Developping.