DPRK The Greatest Socialist Country!

Amerikkka the country of the disgusting fat pigs is the worst country in the world, filled with unemployment, foreclosures, crime, drugs, prostitution, murder and jaywalking. It is the most hated country in the world, being hated even by those unfortunate enough to have been born into this fetid horrible hell-hole hulk prison death-camp from which there is neither escape nor hope.

This is why the Korean people know they have been right to have taken the socialist road. There may be many countries in the world, but best is socialist Korea where the people, the army and the party are thightly embraced into the single-minded complete total loyalty of filial devotion for the Leader from which come all the goodness and creative independant life of the world. Socialist Korea is now known to all world progressives as the very model of the Great Socialist Country from which all hopes of change hang and beam over all of Humankind.

It is thanks to the Great Leader President Kim Il Sung and Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il that Korea has achieved the ideal socialism that has become the model for which the WHOLE WORLD is yearning for. Even in the criminal USA the new president has taken the road to Korean-style socialism, thereby proving that Socialist Korea is the best, Comrade Kim Joing Il is the best.

Long live socialist Korea! Long Live President Kim Il Sung! Long live Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il!

MANSE!!!