Thursday, June 02, 2005

DPRK Is Utopian Socialist Workers Paradise

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is the perfect State to live in. It is a land of Milk and Honey. The one place on Earth where the masses can live free from the evil bourgeois imperialistic colonialism of the criminal USA who lord it over.

Only the brave and audacious people of the DPRK, single-mindedly united under the perfect leadership of the Songun politics of the Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, the renowned theoretician of Korean-style socialism, have achieved the impossible dream of a classless egalitarian society where the entire proletaria live in total bliss and happiness, building the most prosperous powerful nation in adherance to the principles laid by the Great Leader Kim Il Sung. In one word: The Utopian Socialist Workers Paradise.

13 comments:

Rob said...

Long live Juche!

Anonymous said...

Chomsky couldn't have said it better! Long live the Great Sun!

Erica said...

Korea Uber Alles!

DPRKizzle said...

All of the billions of people worldwide, who have made the millions of websites on the internet, are all engaging in a giant conspiracy-cover up to hide the fact that the U.S.A. was the real aggressor in the Korean Conflict.

DPRKizzle said...

Kim Jong Il won't be able to see Terminator: Salvation in theaters! BOOO HOOO

DPRKizzle said...

Population of South Korea - 48,508,972
Population of North Korea - 22,665,345

DPRKizzle said...

Infant Mortality Rate of South Korea - %4.6
Infant Mortality Rate of North Korea - %51.3 ( The same as many impoverished african nations )

DPRKizzle said...

Average Life Expectancy of South Korea - 78.72 years
Average Life Expectancy of North Korea - 63.81 years

DPRKizzle said...

South Korean Internet Users - 35,590,000
North Korean Internet Users - 5000at most, and you can't call me a liar, I've been to Pyongyang.

DPRKizzle said...

And by the way, North Korea's Arch of Triumph is bullshit. Have you ever heard of CREATIVITY?

DPRKizzle said...

FREEDOM - TRUTH - BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS... One of you guys should run those words by the Great Jerkoff Kim Jong Il. I bet he'd have get a good laugh.

DPRKizzle said...

Pyongyang cold noodles are GROSS. CHICKEN IS GOOD FOR YOU!!! IT HAS PROTEIN, PLEASE TELL YOUR FELLOW BRAINWASHED CITIZENS. BARK AND ROOTS ARE BAD FOR YOU. WHY IS KIM JONG IL THE ONLY PROPERLY FED PERSON IN YOUR COUNTRY? AREN'T YOU PEOPLE HUNGRY?!

DPRKizzle said...

One more thing, "Kim Il Sung's Birthplace" Monument was a bunch of crap, it looks like cheesey sets for a Disneyland ride.