Thursday, August 11, 2005

Songun Achievement : Songun Blog Number One

The wise far-sighted and invincible Songun leadership exploits of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il are the movtivation spurring the Songun Blog ever forward on the road of the Juche revolution and it bears its fruits like the shining smile of the Immortal Sun of Juche dissipates the clouds in the morning to uncover the vast immense boundless glorious great upturn in the building of a great powerful prosperous nation.

Checking our statistics we have discovered that Songun Blog is the number one search result on the internet, thereby proving the well-founded sound wisdom of the Songun political mode of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman, political genius, and invincible military commander.

MANSE!

3 comments:

josh narins said...

Songun,

I must write you, because I know you are a leader of progressive individualists against the warmongering Bush clique of greedy, capitalist pigs.

According to American Conservative Magazine the fat, heart-impaired, bald Vice President, former CEO of corrupt, rapacious Halliburton, is planning an attack on Iran, a massive attack in case _anyone_ attacks America.

"Several senior Air Force officers involved in the planning are reportedly appalled at the implications of what they are doing—that Iran is being set up for an unprovoked nuclear attack—but no one is prepared to damage his career by posing any objections."

Unprovoked nuclear attack!

This is why we must all adopt the Jewish idea, and worship Song'ens. Song'ens sing songs, and songs help drown out the war drums.

Crankcase said...

Comrade Narins, you have seen the light, as I knew you eventually would. Now your voice is raised up triumphantly in whole-hearted and heart-felt praise for the Dear Leader, world-renowned miltiary General, world-class humanitarian, legendary arborist/violinist and inspiration to the downtrodden oppressed masses, Dear Leader Kim Jong-il.

Maybe now you'll get invited to those meetings that supposedly never happen.

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