Our young comrade Juche Girl has found a novel and imaginative way of solving the problem of the US imperialists embarking on illegally immoral criminal bellicose wars of aggression to steal all the world's oil from poor innocent peace-loving Arabs all the time since the beginnings of time itself.
She does so by solving the world oil supply problem in one single fell swoop of logic and progressive thinking you'd never see the criminal mental retard Bush and his criminal clique of criminal hawkish warmongering US imperialist war-crazed capitalists display.
Of course, the criminal Bush and the criminal capitalist oil industry of Halliburton will never let that happen.
She does so by solving the world oil supply problem in one single fell swoop of logic and progressive thinking you'd never see the criminal mental retard Bush and his criminal clique of criminal hawkish warmongering US imperialist war-crazed capitalists display.
Of course, the criminal Bush and the criminal capitalist oil industry of Halliburton will never let that happen.
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Why can't the great N. Korea clone dinosaurs? Why does the U.S. have to do it? If N. Korea is so great and powerful why don't they stop the war in the Middle East? I'll tell you why, because the midget leader in high heels who runs the workers paradise slave camp is a coward.
It is not the DPRK that is the criminal provoker of criminal bellicose wars of illegal aggression to savagely plunder all the world's oil and the blood of the innocent Arab children for use in zionist cakes.
In fact the DPRK uses very little oil, as the Koreans prefer to walk from place to place in their daily commute to work in building a great prosperous powerful country in single-minded unity with the man-centered Juche-based Korean-style socialist system freely chosen by them out of their own free will.
Also they do not bake zionist cakes with Arab children's blood.
But if N. Korea is so concerned about that war, then why don't they stop it? I thought N. Korea was the most powerful nation in the world.
Songun,
it must take you commies ages to get from point A to point B having to walk everywhere. Though that might help explain why you're all so skinny and famished looking.
If he wanted to, the Dear Leader could clone dinosaurs (or even mastodons) to make oceans of oil. However, his great nation being energy self-sufficient, The Lodestar of the 21st Century sees no need for such a task. Let the energy starved imperialists attempt such an undertaking, they will fail miserably.
Uh.. Oil doesn't come from dinosaurs. It comes from prehistoric single celled organisms that pre-date dinosaurs. They didn't "melt" they slowly decayed and through pressure and heat from layers of rock they eventually formed oil. http://www.astronomycafe.net/qadir/q1161.html
Of course oil comes from dinosaurs, otherwise the Dear Leader wouldn't have said that it does.
Your "facts" are constructs of bourgeois science in the service of the war mongering capitalist cliques.
Dinosaurs + juche = limitless oil
Ok, first, explain what makes special thing dinosaurs have that creates oil. Secondly, Dinosaurs decayed, not melted. Thirdly, the process of tissue and cells - oil takes several hundred to a thousand years.
Finally, how does your "dear leader" know this kind of stuff? How is he "always" right? what makes you think that he is perfect, despite the fact that he is human. You don't live in a person-centered world, your living only to support your "great" leader. You didn't choose your way of life. You "chose" it because your leader told you you did or you die.
You live in a dictatorship. You have no say in what happens in your country because if you disagree you will be shot or killed in some other way.
"Finally, how does your "dear leader" know this kind of stuff? How is he "always" right? what makes you think that he is perfect, despite the fact that he is human."
Leader Kim Jong Il is Heaven-born.
If Kim Jong Il is heaven-born then wouldn't his purpose be to spread peace and prosperity? So what your doing is just as bad as what you claim Bush is doing, your spreading hate and hate doesn't lead to peace. So really, your going against what your country ultimatly desires. What will happen though, when your leader dies of a disease? What about his hobbies, his bad decisions? What do these make you think of him?
Do not say that he hasn't done any of these things, because even God himself makes mistakes.
Comrade, what you say makes no sense at all.
Like when Bush speaks.
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