Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Relying On Dear Leader Brings Victory

Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il is known as the world's foremost athletic hero


The Korean people are the happiest and most fortunate people in the whole world, as they have the unique chance, opportunity, and blessing of being led by Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, whom they, along with all world progressives, cherish, admire and venerate with all their heart in single-minded unity for his invincible Songun politics in defence of the man-centered Juche-based Korean-style socialist system they have freely chosen for themselves, achieving ever greater victorious feats the world had never seen the likes in humankind history.

Indeed, the full credit of all outstanding achievements by the Korean people all originate from the Leader who is the lifeblood of the people. The people can acomplish anything extraordinary because they can always rely on Dear Leader Kim Jong Il as a god forever, and all world progressives hope the future from him.

This can be seen in the Korean movie The Marathon Runner which tell in all details the true story of DPRK athletic heroine Jong Song Ok who achieved glory for the Korean nation and Leader Kim Jong Il at the marathon running in Spain, severely defeating the criminal arrogant US imperialist challengers, thanks to the Songun leadership exploits of Leader Kim Jong Il who is known as the world's foremost athletic hero.



As long as the Korean people and world progressives can rely on Leader Kim Jong Il as their god, the DPRK will always shine bright as the beacon of freedom and happiness for all Koreans and world progressives.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

CommiePinkoBastard!

Anonymous said...

He is gay!

Anonymous said...

LOLZ OMG O RRY??!??!

Anonymous said...

Leader Kim Jong Il who is known as the world's foremost athletic hero??

The only thing he is athletic at is running to the donut shop when it opens....fat stupid bastard!

Anonymous said...

Ok...so a person dedicates his/her life to become an athlete and the chunky monkey (kim, jong il) takes all the credit? Why does your female runner look like a guy? Why do they make all the women look like guys?

Kim Jong il is the following: (I got this from a site that describes him)

1. Bellicose Flunkyist Puppet
2. Perfidious Babbling Hooigan
3. Sinister Futile Rascal
4. Reckless Warliking Imperialist

Do you want anymore? I got tons and tons of these...I think it came from "How to be a donkey cock smoking N. korean leader" from the writings of Kim, Jong Il book IV!!

dean04prez said...

So like when the team wins a super bowl and they haev a coach, the news guys talking abou t coaches always say: "And coach SoandSo (coach name) also won the superbowl". Is the news guy lying about the coach win the super bowl even if he did not play?

So try to stop rain on Glorious Leader Kim Jon IIs parade he worked hard to be teh giant of the Korean peoples athletic comunity!

Anonymous said...

Who is the Dear Leader's dentist? WOW!! What a great awe inspiring smile!! Surely only someone who is brilliant statesman, political genius, and invincible military commander, can have a smile like that.

Smile Dear Leader, smile!!

KLM said...

The marathan runner is tired and worn out because he's been subsisting on pine needle soup.

Banner Of Songun said...

Comrade klm, comrade Jong Song Ok is a woman.

Anonymous said...

I look forward to the day when North Korea is carpet bombed back into the dark ages. : )

Banner Of Songun said...

That is impossible, Comrade Anonymous User.

Anonymous said...

What? Carpet bombing N. Korea is impossible? Or that fact that they will be sent to the Dark Ages? Well, dark ages thing...that is impossible. How can you carpet bomb someone to the dark ages when they currently live in the dark ages? Carpet bombing N. Korea....very possible. In fact, their radar sucks so much, they probably won't see the planes until it was too late...

murrican said...

"Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il"?? What kind of faggoty title is that?