Sunday, September 25, 2005

Tyranny And Paradise : A Tale Of Two Cities

The criminal US imperialists and their wicked Japanese militarist lackeys often raise a cry and hue about a so called "human rights" issue with the DPRK, calling it a "tyranny" and slandering the Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the most brilliant statesman, political genius, invincible military commander, and most famous world figure, as a so called "despot", or "dictator", or "tyrant" in a vain attempt to sway world opinion against the DPRK and its man-centered Juche-based Korean-style socialist system freely chosen by the Korean people out of their own free will by themselves.

This of course is totally ludicrous as the DPRK, which is the Utopian Socialist Workers' Paradise is not a tyranny at all and Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, having inherited the extraordinary abilities and lofty intentions of Great Leader Comrade Marshal Kim Il Sung the founder of Juche Korea and Lodestar of National Reunification, is not a despot at all.

This can be easily verified by simple observation of the capital cities of the DPRK and the US trough the purifying scientific method-based prism of dialectical materialism.

All the world progressives have noticed with great care and joy that there are never any protest marches in Pyongyang calling for the impeachement and destitution of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, the Heaven-born Mt. Peaktu-type general leading the Korean people toward the great revolutionary upturn in the spirit of the historic Chollima Movement. In fact, all public manifestation of emotions and opinion by the Korean people are in single-minded praise of the invincible Songun leadership exploits of the Dear Leader in defence of the Juche-based man-centered Korean-style socialist system freely chosen by the Korean people in undying single-minded loyalty for the Leader, glorifying him and vowing to turn their bodies into flesh ramparts bristling with bayonets in protecting the Leader and his Songun politics that are the vital lifeblood of the Korean people.

Now, surely, if Leader Kim Jong Il actually were a "tyrant" would the people have such single-minded loyalty, admiration, and love for the Leader? Of course not! Under tyranny the people suffer all sorts of miseries and hardships, vowing to overthrow the unjust criminal system and the criminal thug at its head. But this is not the case in the DPRK where the People have nothing but the sincerest respect and admiration for the Leader who in turn bestows upon them the heavenly warm fatherly love.

In the US capital of Washington however, things are different. Just this past Saturday yet an other mass rally of hundreds of thousands of progressives, teachers, academics, artistes, peace activists, and people from all walks of life, have converged on the so called "White House" to demand the impeachement and destitution of the criminal US imperialist Bush, justly calling him a despot, a war criminal, a tyrant, a dictator, a fascist, and a capitalist. These people not only spoke for themselves, but they joined their voices hand in hand and shoulder to shoulder with all the world progressives united in anti-US anti-imperialist revolutionary struggle while jack-booted fascist policemen looked on.

Now, which country is the cruel murderous dictatorship with no human rights at the mercy of the blood-thirsty criminal US imperialist tyrant? The DPRK wher there are never any assembly of any sort in the capital to browbeat the Leader? Or the US where every other day masses of progressives rally to the capital in defiance to the criminal ruler, calling for his demise?

This simple correct analysis leads us at the obvious answer : while the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a free democratic country, the United States is a lowly fascist dictatorship of the worst kind where life is dark and devoid of human rights.

It's as simple as that.

25 comments:

Greg said...

Not to be a downer but,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facism

That describes your country a bit more, considering the people are the state. we have two main parties and about 30 others. The list could go on. How could korea be a free democratic country when you don't vote? Isn't that what defines the very meaning of democracy? The right to vote?

Rob said...

Tut tut, Greg, you have clearly fallen hook line and sinker for lies spread by western media. As explained, Democratic People's Workers' Paradise is a multi-party constitutional democracy which holds elections with high turnout. The policies of the three parties standing for election are virtually indistinguishable from one another: thereby proving the wisdom of leaders Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il in choosing a path for the nation that even rival politicians can agree is the best way forward.

Rob said...

Greg must be listening to fascist radio (Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage) and watching FOX News aka Fascist News, Inc. Greg, please expand your mind by watching CNN International. It portrays the wonderful DPRK as the shining light of the world, as it justly is.

The DPRK is not a fascist state...only the USA is. All good socialists know this. As Rob (no relation as far as I know) said, elections are held in the DPRK with high turnout. People's democracies are much more fair than "democracies" like those of the US or UK or even running dog South Korea. For you see, in the DPRK, those who run for office always win. Now, wouldn't you like to run for office and always win? Of course you would, everyone would. That's why a people's democracy is much better and even nicer than a "democracy" like the US...those fascist imperialists!

Anonymous said...

Ask yourself these simple questions: Where would you rather live? In the hurricane ravaged hellhole of New Orleans or the great white city of Pyongyang? Who would you rather govern your country? The insane, war mongering cowboy or the Dear Leader, the Lodestar of the 21st Century. Which do you prefer? Jumbalaya or kimchi? The Big Easy or the Big Cabbage? Jazz or Juche? See what I mean?

Greg said...

... If the parties are nearly the same, then why have differant parties?

As for mr anonymous, I live in New york and wouldn't trade it for the world, I'd take Bush over your leader anyday, jumbalaya, big easy, jazz, and no I don't see the point of that.

I do go to cnn's website often and read articals there and it is good. Plus I only listen to savage nation because its funnier than this blog.

Those who run for office always win? How on Earth is that a democracy? how do you have 10 people run for office and have 10 people get that office?

Finaly, how is usa facist? I gave a definition from an international site, now you connect that to the United states with facts.

Banner Of Songun said...

Comrade greg, you go to CNN for news? The Pentagon-controlled Bush clique-owned CNN that is the official organ of so called "White House" propaganda and lies?

World progressives and Songun Blog join their voices hand in hand to pity you for your great misfortune.

And here is documented evidence of the US being a fascist nation.

Anonymous said...

I just love this! Thanks for the laugh.

Amy-Lou said...

When I pressed that link I seed a bad thing an Mom says I gotta be exorcised again, like I was after watching "Ellen". It isn't fair.

Greg said...

Lol, thats not very nice :D

Greg said...

Oh and I'm left to assume I was right about what I said, since I never got any proof and all.

Rob said...

Comrade Greg, clearly you don't understand the words satire, comedy, sarcasm, parody, and joke. Stay with us and let Juche lead you to supreme enlightenment as The Banner of Songun has led commenters like myself and Rob (of no relation) to reach the pinnacle of intellectual achievement. Juche!

Choe Su Gil said...

Comrades! Jolly banter all well, but times call for sterner stick! Lately Diabolical Jap "scientist" pull leg off giant squid and see suckers. Next summer tiny tot vanish off beach and CNN lie box say "oh it is a squid that has taken". But no! Yankee Jap squid sucker sub! Play in merry sand one minute, Bohemian grove owl sacrifice next! Only heroic Korean People's Army Navy make sea pleasant for children and squid!

josh narins said...

Without fail, the Banner of Songun brings the joy and peace of Comrade Generalissimo Kim to the masses.

Hear! O Comrades, the way is before us.

However, I would like if the Banner of Songun could find one real event in the whole world, outside the Worker's Paradise that is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, where I, thanks to the militarist Bush junta clique of imperialist warmongers, can not travel, which celebrates the man-centered Juche Idea.

Banner of Songun, why do you always tease me with reports of groups that celebrate the Juche Idea, but then leave me in the dark, unable to find any record of these groups?

It isn't that I don't trust you, Banner of Songun, vanguard of the future, harbinger of safety and happiness, it is simply that the Internet is so big, sometimes I wonder why I can not find these groups.

Do try harder, Songun, but perhaps you are trying as hard as you can, already.

Long Live Kim Jong-il said...

Comrade Narins, allow me to answer your query...

The reason why these progressive groups are hard to find on the internet, is because they must keep a low profile to protect themselves from the wicked wiley wayward wascally wanton warmongrels of the Bush junta. Bush has abolished the whole idea of free speech. People cannot openly raise their voices as one, in single-minded love and admiration of [blabla] Kim Jong-il, without fear of being sent off to Gitmo for re-education. I fear that every day, which is why I must stay underground.

E. Fudd said...

Like a wabbit

greg said...

Comrade Greg, clearly you don't understand the words satire, comedy, sarcasm, parody, and joke. Stay with us and let Juche lead you to supreme enlightenment as The Banner of Songun has led commenters like myself and Rob (of no relation) to reach the pinnacle of intellectual achievement. Juche!

It's not that I don't know this is a satire, a joke if you will it's that some of these people seem like they really believe in it. Also there are a few topics here that kinda, ya know, have alot to do with my ideas and stuff. It's not so much that I don't realize it isn't a joke, but sometimes I forget because the topics can be very serious ones.

greg said...

sorry IS a joke*

Rob said...

Back to the re-education camp with you, Comrade Greg! For you have not recognized the truth in a proper enthusiasitc socialist manner. You have much to learn and appreciate in Juche! I expect to receive a plethora of your self-criticisms in my inbox by 0800 Juche tomorrow morning.

greg said...

NEVAR! RESIST MY PEOPLE RESIST!!!!

Darcey the Evil,imperialist said...

What exactly is the point of these stupid blogs, is it just to prove that south koreans have lame a sense of humour?

Cha Gwang Su said...

No. It to prove American have no sense at all!

Anonymous said...

Parody, Parody, oh yeah i forgot, PARODY!!! Gee people, come on....

greg said...

Choe Su Gil said...
Comrades! Jolly banter all well, but times call for sterner stick! Lately Diabolical Jap "scientist" pull leg off giant squid and see suckers. Next summer tiny tot vanish off beach and CNN lie box say "oh it is a squid that has taken". But no! Yankee Jap squid sucker sub! Play in merry sand one minute, Bohemian grove owl sacrifice next! Only heroic Korean People's Army Navy make sea pleasant for children and squid!


It is to laugh at stuff like this. Thats the point of a satire, parady or a joke.

Mal Renyolds said...

First off is this really a parody site? Next, tell me how are the thought police and the ministry of love, I mean secret police and prisons. Next why do North Koreans eat grass. If it was a socialist paradise shouldn't everyone get decent foodl. Also how is the Ministry of Truth, I mean state media going? How is the Ministy of Plenty, I mean industry working. And Finally how is Big Brother, I mean Kim doing. Me personally, I hope he dies in jail for his crimes. Well as they say in the Virgina "Sic Semper Tyrannis".

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