Monday, September 19, 2005

Dear Leader Speaks

Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il

Our Party is never content with reaching a certain level of success in socialist construction; it is going to spark another revolutionary upsurge as it did when launching the Chollima movement.

-- Leader Kim Jong Il, on the tradition of effecting the revolutionary upsurge

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

His words fall as a rain of gold on the parched tongues of world progressives!

Anonymous said...

Every morning of every day, we must dutifully and reverentially re-enact the glorious Chollima movement.

Anonymous said...

Why do you need to be a revolutionary? Why can't you just be free and happy?

L.P. said...

To be free and happy is to be a revolutionary - don't you remember a gang of crazy radicals who advocated "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"?

ThreeCharlie said...
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Anonymous said...

I also remember a midget in high heels with a bouffant hair cut who advocates mass genocide.

Rob said...

Janet Reno fits that profile, anon. Thank you for pointing that out. The imperialist wench murdered her own citizens in Waco! Revolutionaries unite against US imperialism!

Anonymous said...

Janet Reno is over 6 feet tall, Jung is shorter than 5 feet tall (a midget), Janet has slicked back hair, Jung has puffy hair (a bouffant), Janet doesn't wear high heels because she is so tall, Jung where's "lifts" (high heels) because he is so short. So who do you think is the midge with a bouffant hair style wearing high heels?

Anonymous said...

Jung was a Swiss psychologist and philosopher, not the leader of North Korea. A man of considerable charisma, his patients often identified him with repressed aspects of their self-image - a process called "transference". I urge you to stop before someone sees you in those heels!

Anonymous said...

When did he say jung was NK's leader?

A Man In a White Coat said...

He constantly refers to Kim Jong-Il as "Jung". To whit: "Jung has puffy hair (a bouffant)...Jung where's [sic] "lifts" (high heels) because he is so short".

This is wot we loony docters call a freudian slip.

josh narins said...

Chollima movement?

Some world progressives who idealize Kim and seek to emulate the Juche idea in word and actions are yet too primitive to have absorbed every nuance and subtlety of the theory of the worker's paradise that is North Korea.

What can the Banner of Songun teach the humble American progressives, lost in the dark media empire catapulting the propaganda of the miltarist Bush junta of war-mongering capitalist, imperialist pigs, like the Washington Times, teach us about the Chollima movement?