The Anti-Imperialist National Democratic Front report that Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, and invincible military commander of the Korean people single-mindedly united as one in monolithic veneration and undying loyalty of do-or-die spirit of anti-US anti-imperialist revolutionary patriotic fervor casting their lot with him vowing to become a flesh rampart bristling with bayonets to make Korea the impregnable fortress that no formidable enemy dare provoke, is the most famously reputed leader in the world, they say on their internet website :
Kim Jong Il is Reputed as the Most Famous Man in the World
The Bulgarian paper “Sewersen Secret” reported that while the world focuses on Kim Jong Il, chairman of the National Defense Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and his cult is all the rage on the earth, American citizens have been polled recently on their opinions about the world-famous men.
According to the poll, the characteristic features of Kim Jong Il are: firstly, he is a man of high principle; secondly, he is a superb diplomat; thirdly, he has a firm hold on the army. The Americans ranked the Chairman as number one man of the world in 2004.
Though this appraisal was made by the people of a hostile country, it is comparatively unprejudiced.
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Though this appraisal was made by the people of a hostile country, it is comparatively unprejudiced.
It is only the ruling Bush junta that is hostile to the juche-loving people of North Korea -- the people of America stand and raise their voice as one, in reverence of the Most Exalted Kim Jong il, as attested to by this perfectly accurate survey.
Do you have a link to this on the Internet from a reputable source, or a reference that can be confirmed?
Sources? Reference? Needless, friend: Such truths find confirmation in each throbbing human heart! Do not the East Sea waves and wind-tossed leaves of Paekdu-San cry "General Kim Jong-Il is brighter far than Sun and Moon"? The hymns of the Amnok resound on the Potomac and the quivering puppets of the Pentagon cyclops quail before the Lodestar of the 21st Century!
So, then that's a 'No' to having any credible and reliable source.
I think so.
In my 20 odd years in America, I've yet to hear a single person shout out "long live the juche, long live the dear leader" Even the communist party doesn't really seem to like you here.
In my 20 odd years in America, I've yet to hear a single person shout out "long live the juche, long live the dear leader" Even the communist party doesn't really seem to like you here.
But no! It is scientifically proven that Socialism is the highest perfection of being. Juche is the perfection of Socialism. Songon is the perfection of Juche. Thus any statement in accordance with Songon principle is inviolable scientific truth. From this we see that the Dear Leader's words are unfailing expressions of ultimate reality!
Let us ceaselessly praise his verified effulgence!
So if your "great leader" said, the sky ismade of chocolate and gumdrops and lava is a safe alternate to water you woulddrink lava and snack on the sky?
No my friend, for the Dear Leader would never - Could Never - utter so preposterous an unscientific falsehood. Only the bloody-jawed blunderer Bush deludely promises pie in the sky and moon landings by 2018!
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