Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Songun Blog Proven Right : Hurricane Katrina Is Bush Doing

Once again the Songun Blog is proven right. We were the first to justly castigate the criminal US imperialist Bush as the perpetrator of hurricane Katrina and expose his goals, aims, methods of doing before anyone else thanks to the Juche-based power of progressive thinking.

And now the criminal uneducated lout bereft of morals or humanity, crushed from all sides by the contradictions inherent in the capitalist system, as well as pressure from Songun Blog leading the charge of anti-imperialist anti-US progressive-minded peoples of the world, admits and even boasts of his war crime against humanity, proudly claiming responsibility for hurricane Katrina.

Once again, this victorious achievement of Songun Blog proves once and for all the soundness of the invincible Songun leadership of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, the brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, invincible commander, most famous and respected public figure in the world, the beacon of progressive thinking, immortal Sun of Juche, and lodestar of the new millenium.

Commendation to Comrade Juche Girl for the tip.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ode to the Monster of Washington

He made the wind, he made the rain,
He made the Levees part,
He drowned the little children when
He played upon his Haarp!

His vampire bloodlust never ends -
He cannot eat his fill
But light will turn him into dust -
The Bright Sun Kim Jong-Il!

Anonymous said...

LOL, I guess I took the blog too seriously at first. I have come to the realization as many have pointed out that its just satire. Great stuff. Thanks for the hilarity.

Anonymous said...

The mad cowboy finally admitted his responsibility for hurricane Katrina but he has yet to admit his invovlement in the tusnami disaster. As the Dear Leader has pointed out, tectonic plates don't move by themselves.

Greg said...

"The mad cowboy finally admitted his responsibility for hurricane Katrina "

No, he admitted it was his fault that the rescue operation's bungling was his fault.

"As the Dear Leader has pointed out, tectonic plates don't move by themselves."

They don't move themselves, convection currents under the earth's crust do. As the magma circulates under the crust the plates constantly melt and solidify causing things like the mid-atlantic ridge. As the ridges expand and become new sea-floor the thinner ocean crust subducts under the larger continental crust, causing earthquakes. If you doubt the convection currents, consider this, if the heat doesn't excape, why doesn't the planet just melt?

Rob said...

Greg, you Bush/Cheney/Halliburton/Big Oil imperialist lackey, stop covering up for the fascist Bush administration! As the Songun Blog, under direct genius guidance of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, savior of the people, spreader of Juche enlightenment, and invincible commander of the KPA said, Bush caused the hurricane. You cannot accept the light of truth as dictated by superior Juche philosophy!

Songun politics rule! said...

Greg, your mind has been polluted by corporate, right-wing geology!

Lord Pleasant said...

And what's all this global warming about if the plnet ain't melting?

L.P. said...

That should have been "planet". One had rather a colourful evening.

Rob said...

No need to apologize, LP, we all know it was your Halliburton-manufactured keyboard that purposefully messed up your typing. But Halliburton/Bush/Cheney have failed to realize you can post a second time! You live to taunt them a second time!

Juche!

Anonymous said...

Wind Theft is the evil doing of Criminal Bush and his yellow imperialist running dogs. In accordance with the high-minded principles of Juche, The Dear Leader and Comrade Kim Jong Il, brilliant scientist and venerated meteorologist, has demonstrated that oppressive yankee hurricane used up 97% of the world's wind in a plot for for capitalist domination.

greg said...

I'm still waiting for an answer... where did he say that he caused the hurricane.

greg said...

And what's all this global warming about if the plnet ain't melting?

It's the air tempurature rising, sorry if my post confused you

Lord Pleasant said...

Greg, your kindly concern does you credit, but fortunately I was not confused.

This is because - like our splendid comrade Rob - my every thought, word and deed reflects the golden light of Juche!

Let us heed the Dear Leader's scientific wisdom and not give ear to the picayune lies of owl-worshipping maniac Bush!

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