Monday, November 06, 2006

Dear Leader's Flowers

These are the flowers of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il. Under the fatherly loving care of the Leader, 28 million flowers bloom in the DPRK.


point5asian said...

28 million huh? Who counted them?

Chuch'e Chuui said...

Ah yes, Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il, brilliant statesman, political genius, and invincible military commander and creater of dancing and singing, is without doubt the best reason to sing and dance.

Without him, the flowers, the number of which is understated in this post, would wilt and die.

And to think, American Girls are forced into iniquitous dances designed to encourge desire and lust.

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Rory said...

wow I heard like 5 people clap for those crappy little sluts

D. A. Shaw said...

I can just imagine OKGO doing a video like this, only it would be funny

From_Romania said...

Korea does have beautiful women. It is so stupid they have to perform that silly dance for the dearleader! Grow up, comrades! Nobody in the world performs such a childish dance!

Banner Of Songun said...

Comrade from romania, you do realize that they are children, do you?

From_Romania said...

Really, comrade? How old are they?

AcarulPaun said...

E asa absorbit de propaganda ca nici nu stie cati ani are.

Peter K Fallon, Ph.D. said...

1Follow my example, as I follow the example of Christ.

Propriety in Worship
2I praise you for remembering me in everything and for holding to the teachings,[a] just as I passed them on to you.
3Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God. 4Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head. 5And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is just as though her head were shaved. 6If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut or shaved off, she should cover her head. 7A man ought not to cover his head,[b] since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man. 8For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; 9neither was man created for woman, but woman for man. 10For this reason, and because of the angels, the woman ought to have a sign of authority on her head.

11In the Lord, however, woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. 12For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God. 13Judge for yourselves: Is it proper for a woman to pray to God with her head uncovered? 14Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him, 15but that if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For long hair is given to her as a covering. 16If anyone wants to be contentious about this, we have no other practice—nor do the churches of God.

The Lord's Supper
17In the following directives I have no praise for you, for your meetings do more harm than good. 18In the first place, I hear that when you come together as a church, there are divisions among you, and to some extent I believe it. 19No doubt there have to be differences among you to show which of you have God's approval. 20When you come together, it is not the Lord's Supper you eat, 21for as you eat, each of you goes ahead without waiting for anybody else. One remains hungry, another gets drunk. 22Don't you have homes to eat and drink in? Or do you despise the church of God and humiliate those who have nothing? What shall I say to you? Shall I praise you for this? Certainly not!
23For I received from the Lord what I also passed on to you: The Lord Jesus, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, 24and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, "This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me." 25In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, "This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me." 26For whenever you eat this bread and drink this cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.

27Therefore, whoever eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of sinning against the body and blood of the Lord. 28A man ought to examine himself before he eats of the bread and drinks of the cup. 29For anyone who eats and drinks without recognizing the body of the Lord eats and drinks judgment on himself. 30That is why many among you are weak and sick, and a number of you have fallen asleep. 31But if we judged ourselves, we would not come under judgment. 32When we are judged by the Lord, we are being disciplined so that we will not be condemned with the world.

33So then, my brothers, when you come together to eat, wait for each other. 34If anyone is hungry, he should eat at home, so that when you meet together it may not result in judgment.
And when I come I will give further directions.

1Now about spiritual gifts, brothers, I do not want you to be ignorant. 2You know that when you were pagans, somehow or other you were influenced and led astray to mute idols. 3Therefore I tell you that no one who is speaking by the Spirit of God says, "Jesus be cursed," and no one can say, "Jesus is Lord," except by the Holy Spirit.
4There are different kinds of gifts, but the same Spirit. 5There are different kinds of service, but the same Lord. 6There are different kinds of working, but the same God works all of them in all men.

7Now to each one the manifestation of the Spirit is given for the common good. 8To one there is given through the Spirit the message of wisdom, to another the message of knowledge by means of the same Spirit, 9to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healing by that one Spirit, 10to another miraculous powers, to another prophecy, to another distinguishing between spirits, to another speaking in different kinds of tongues,[a] and to still another the interpretation of tongues.[b] 11All these are the work of one and the same Spirit, and he gives them to each one, just as he determines.

12The body is a unit, though it is made up of many parts; and though all its parts are many, they form one body. So it is with Christ. 13For we were all baptized by[c] one Spirit into one body—whether Jews or Greeks, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink.

14Now the body is not made up of one part but of many. 15If the foot should say, "Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body," it would not for that reason cease to be part of the body. 16And if the ear should say, "Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body," it would not for that reason cease to be part of the body. 17If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be? If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be? 18But in fact God has arranged the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. 19If they were all one part, where would the body be? 20As it is, there are many parts, but one body.

21The eye cannot say to the hand, "I don't need you!" And the head cannot say to the feet, "I don't need you!" 22On the contrary, those parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable, 23and the parts that we think are less honorable we treat with special honor. And the parts that are unpresentable are treated with special modesty, 24while our presentable parts need no special treatment. But God has combined the members of the body and has given greater honor to the parts that lacked it, 25so that there should be no division in the body, but that its parts should have equal concern for each other. 26If one part suffers, every part suffers with it; if one part is honored, every part rejoices with it.

27Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it. 28And in the church God has appointed first of all apostles, second prophets, third teachers, then workers of miracles, also those having gifts of healing, those able to help others, those with gifts of administration, and those speaking in different kinds of tongues. 29Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Do all work miracles? 30Do all have gifts of healing? Do all speak in tongues[d]? Do all interpret? 31But eagerly desire[e] the greater gifts.
And now I will show you the most excellent way.

1If I speak in the tongues[a] of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. 2If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. 3If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames,[b] but have not love, I gain nothing.
4Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

8Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. 9For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 10but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. 11When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. 12Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

13And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.

Chuch'e Chuui said...

Comrade Fallon, I am really interested in what you have to say, But don't have the time to read all that. do you have a short version?

def said...

Praise Comrade progressive Dr Peter K. Fallon BA Ph.D MID CIA who correctly recognises the protocols of feast much like how citizens of DPRK do on a daily basis!

From_Romania said...

Da, recunosc, eram absorbit. Nu mi-am dat seama ca fetele astea sunt de fapt niste fetite. Dar ce surpriza! Un alt vorbitor de limba romana pe site-urile astea unde se lupta americanii cu coreenii! Implica-te si tu in lupta impotriva comunismului nordcorean infantil!

From_Romania said...

Hey there! This is a humanitarian anouncement - Please visit! This comrade has run out of imagination! He has posted the same image (with a different title). Let's help him! He is our blogbrother! Everybody should post on his blog. Maybe this way he will get more ideas and will fight 'imperialism' stronger! For the sake of fun, people!

point5asian said...

You don't have time to read 13 paragraphs?

AcarulPaun said...

from_romania, remarca nu era pentru tine ci adresata panaramilor astea cu portrete de chinezoaice si steaguri fluturand. De luptata cu astia e greu, nu cred ca sunt copii, stiu si ceva despre traficul de copii de la noi (in perioada trecuta), sunt informati cat de cat dar persevereaza in prostia lor sau poate asa au primit ordine. Oricum sunt amuzanti.

From_Romania said...

Sigur nu-s copii, dar sunt infantili in gandire! Nu m-ar mira sa fie si sinceri! Oricum eu ii suspectez ca posteaza din NK cu acordul lui kim.

AcarulPaun said...

Bag mana'n foc ca sunt platiti sa faca asta (sau poate le da ceva cartofi in plus pe saptamana). Pentru cei care nu au trecut prin ce am trecut noi se poate sa fie influentati intr-un fel si sa ajunga sa creada bazaconiile pe care le scriu pe blog-uri. Acolo mi se pare ca e periculos. Ei vorbesc de libertate si abuza de libertatea comunicarii pe blog-uri si a share-ului de clipuri. Tot ce putem face deocamdata e sa le dam report si (am vazut la cativa amici din vest) sa le postam niste comentarii f. lungi ca sa blocam (nu e prea corect dar da roade) evenualii cititori sa citeasca abjectiile lor.