Saturday, July 22, 2006

Jews Urged To Step In The Shower

The criminal US imperialists and the Jews are again moving with the wanton bold-faced false lying singboard of the so called war on "terrorism" to invade independant countries and harvest the children's eardrums for capitalist gains. This treachery of the Jews and US imperialists is widely condemned by all world progressives, report the Korean Central News Agency :

Israel and U.S. Urged to Stop State-sponsored Terrorism

Pyongyang, July 20 (KCNA) -- The Mideast is now standing at the crossroads of war and peace. State-sponsored terrorism of Israel and the U.S. must be stopped to straighten this situation out. Rodong Sinmun Thursday observes this in a signed commentary.

Israel's barbaric air-raids on Palestine and Lebanon are brigandish state-sponsored terrorism as they wantonly violate the independent rights of the sovereign states, the commentary notes, and goes on:

Israel's recent military aggression is a replica of U.S. horrendous state-sponsored terrorism perpetrated under the pretext of a "war on terrorism." The barbaric military aggression perpetrated by Israel against Palestine and Lebanon created such a serious situation that a new Mid-east war may break out. The responsibility for this entirely rests with the U.S.

The U.S. seeks to shift the blame for it on to Syria, deliberately linking the current Mid-east situation to the country. This is aimed to brand anti-imperialist and independent Syria as a "criminal" and stifle it.

Quite just are the stand of Syria and its efforts to render positive support and encouragement to Palestine and Lebanon in their resistance against Israel's military aggression and achieve Mideast peace.

The Korean people extend firm solidarity to Syria and bitterly condemn Israel for having perpetrated armed aggression against Palestine and Lebanon under the U.S. patronage and backing.

The DPRK and all world progressives stand in full support of Syria in the struggle for peace against the Jews and the US imperialists.

17 comments:

juchegirl said...

See dear visitors why I must work secretly against Dear Leader?

He is a bad man to make others put these words here for you to read. I meet with others tonight to make plots to put Dear Leader in a rubber raft in the ocean. He does not know how all around him plot.

Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kil Jong Il likes to wear women's clothes under his uniform. He says it tickles his tiny thing. This is military secret code for my other plotters.

billybuckle said...

Juchegirl, my I join the plot against Kim Jong Il with you, hero of mt. paektu, conflagrasian and the other treasonous plotters at this blog? I think because this blog is not located in the prison country of DPRK we are free to speak, and Dear Leader will not find out that we treason against him.

Juchegirl, your posts are so clever to send DPRK military secrets to the world.

Did you know that Kim Jong Il's cook is secretly adding ingredients to his food that makes him shorter and his hair thinner?

Anonymous said...

dprk is sick
bush is sick
zionists are sick
muslim terrorists are sick
damn


but i prefer the rising sun of socialism, it's more choreographic
so don't be angry to me

hehe

Anonymous said...

May america Kill every last man woman child and even horse in the DPRK.

May america enslave the whole world for oil and rape the DPRK and Iran.

I see a great future for America and the Zionist jews enslaving hte world and killing all arabs

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Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

I am not traitor to Dear Leader or the motherland DPRK.

hero of mt. paektu said...

Do my fellow conspirators understand my codewords 'I am not a traitor to Dear Leader or the motherland DPRK'?

Please read carefully. This is code. It is giving time and place of next rocket launch. Juchegirl and I have another hairdryer and snuck another of Kim Jong Il's pantyhose, and with help of defender of red flag, we will make next rocket launch wobble and fizzle and fall over.

Defender, did you get my last spy message to you on your blog? I think our strategy of using these blogs to secretly fight against Kim Jong Il are working!

hero of mt. paektu said...

Please read carefully: The oxen are out of their barn. I repeat, the oxen are out of their barn. 0884:ERT:03321 (note: those are zeros and not o's)

Kim Jong Il has lost control of the minds and hearts of the glorious people of the DPRK. Too long have we been blinded by his lies and his selfishness. We are taking a stand to save our people and to remove Kim Jong Il from his throne made of blood. Down with Kim Jong Il. May the DPRK thrive and live forever. Hail Juche!!

Anonymous said...

Are you crazy. What use would Americans have to children's eardrums? North Korea is a hell-hole, people are dying there every day of starvation. One of Americas problems right now is that we have too much food. I feel very sorry for all of you. Live Free of die!

beloved leader said...

I smell treachery here. As soon as I get finished my honeymoon, I'm going to clean house in my propaganda department.

By the way, has anybody seen my hairdryer? And I'm missing a pair of pantyhose and I'm just so darned aggravated about that. That better not be mine that made my rocket go sploosh. My feet, the ones not that far below my chin, are going to stamp in righteous Juche rage if it was!

Where's my breakfast? And, will somebody please make those crying babies shut up?

Anonymous said...

I like the fact that your citation is the most close minded government news site in the world. Why do you support the DPRK? Will they kill you if you don't? Stop spreading lies!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear perosn who cleary loves the DPRK. I have to ask u.Do u live in North korea for one thing? Secondly do u know that ur goverment tortures thousands of people and that ur country people are starving.becuase they dont have efficent food.And the food always goes to ur army.u PEOPLE LIVE POVERTY.You spread lies around about the usa.We are good people.We dont want a war with korea again.If we wanted a war we wouldve done it a long time ago like in the 90's or 2003.Also your country is so sealed off that u dont allow tourist to walk around like noraml countrys would do.You aslo spead Anti american propganda which is more ur mistake.See we can free the people of the DPRK.but we at war on terror.After iraq we not goin to attack.But let me tell you.if u want the usa to help u guys u ned to open up.And let change happapned.You also can keep ur culture.SOuth kroea is a economic power now.Now if Norht and south joined under Democracy they would be bigger and better than China and japan.

Taegukgi said...

You know, in this world...there's a huge diffrence between unbiased news and opiniated news. KCNA fits in the opiniated news catagory. In other words, KCNA is biased.

Owned.
Try posting multiple links to many diffrent news sources. =P

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Mal Renyolds said...

So tell me Songun, are you secretly a former Nazi and member of the S.S.? Because I can't help but think you are by your hatred of the Jews and the Shower line.

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Anonymous said...

You're all nuts!