Saturday, July 22, 2006

Full Bloom Of Songun

Under the warm fatherly loving care of Dear Leader Kim Jong Il, twenty-eight million flowers bloom in full joyfull happiness of living in the Era of Songun.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Non-stop, high octane entertainment from the PDRK.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to hell, here's your accordion.

juchegirl said...

28 million flowers bloom, but the imprisoned babies starve while Dear Leader's rockets fizzle, wobble and fall into the ocean.

The imprisoned peoples of DPRK cannot read these blogs because Dear Leader does not let them have access to the Internet, so I use these blogs to send his deepest military secrets to his enemies.

Long and long I plot with his cook, and others that blog with me here to overthrow the short little man with funny hair. He thinks I am loyally doing his propaganda here, but he is wrong, we all put military secrets here in code.

We are hoping the spys who read these blogs get our messages and come rescue us someday soon. Maybe then we have happiness and thrive like our free neighbors in South Korea.

Brian Peppers said...

Kim Jong Il is gay for communism. He has buttsecks with communism. LOL! THIS IS BRIAN PEPPERS!

Bill Cosby said...

Kim Jong Il has the brain damage from listening to the rap music... POKEYMAN! Kim Jong il is like jello pudding film...acutually he's more like kodak film, actually he's like the new coke...he'll be around forever. HAH HAH HAH. KOO KOO KATCHOO! what's he got there? a big stinky doo doo head!!!

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

It is fact of science that Dear Leader invented music. Children of all humankind pay tribute to Dear Leader for making Songun policy and raise high the banner of Juche.

juchegirl said...

Yes, hero, good secret codewords. Did you not also want to add the code that the singing girl is Jewish? Remember, this is what you told me?

hero of mt. paektu, how gloriously you fight secretly in the blogs against Kim Jong Il. You are a clever man to spy against Kim Jong Il using a blog where he cannot see your work against him.

Raise high the banner of Juche to cloak our deeds against Kim Jong Il. You are so clever how you spy on him, give away his secrets, and make his rockets fall sploosh in the ocean.

You a dreamy guy, hero of mt. paektu.

White Head said...

juchegirl, conflagrasian, hero of mt. paektu, defender of the red flag, your spying blogs are doing very well.

I am sure our friends outside DPRK are using the military secrets we are sharing here to great advantage.

I have new co-ordinates for the next launch coded in messages in my blog.

Tonight, I will slip into South Korea again to sell more secrets about Kim Jong Il. This information I gave to Western News that Kim Jong Il is living with his secretary has made the press. See how easily we can communicate with the west without Kim Jong Il knowing we plot against him?

Anonymous said...

Wow look at the amazing music our dear Leader creats. I mean that accordian player can take on any american musician blind folded!

Ian Monroe said...

Let a hundred flowers bloom!

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Anonymous said...

I sure hope KimJongIl doesn't molest this girl....probably too late though

Taegukgi said...

I, as your brother, representing South Korean ideals, would like to repost this Post.

"Under the self-centered ignorant care of 'no leadership skills' Kim Jong Il, twenty-eight million dead North Koreans lay in decay of starvation and the horribly constructed Juche Ideal in the Era of Corruption(by Kim Il Sung and Kim Jung Il)"

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