Secretary-General of the Workers Party of Korea, Chairman of the National Defence Commission, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, Immortal Sun of Juche, Lodestar of the 21st Century. These are the titles of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman and invincible strategist whose greatness is such that it cannot even be described in human language.
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It's so Orwellian it's uncanny!
He's looking short, fat, and old. Do you have a new Dear Leader in the works to replace him?
Yes, welcome commenter guest, we have many who want to replace Dear Leader. Many want to have a coup and replace him, and are quietly waiting for their moment to trick him.
I tell these people that want to replace Dear Leader, to wait, he is short and getting shorter everyday. If you just wait long enough, he will disappear into his own shoes.
Many new Dear Leaders who pretend to be his servants want his job and are ready to cook him in a pot and eat him.
What is the real purpose of your blogging kim jonk seok?
Dear welcome visitor, my blog has many code words in it. My confession to you is that I use this blog to send DPRK military secrets to my friends in the free world, hoping that Bush is able to get them and help free me from this horrible place. Please do not tell anyone else. I will be in great trouble with Dear Leader if he finds out that I plot against him in this blog.
I urge you all to follow Comrade Alejandro Cao de Benos' example to live your life as a Soldier of Marshal Kim Jong Il:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7020315941569660600&hl=en
And I too urge you all to know that Comrade Alejandro Cao de Benos plots with us to put Dear Leader in room with padded rubber walls, where he can no longer starve his people. But, shhhh, he must not find out how we all plot against him. Do not tell Dear Leader how we use this blog to pass military secrets to the enemy. Dear Leader must not find out that I am a spy - if he finds out, he will stamp his feet and wag his finger at me. That would be bad.
The Koreans are partying like it's 1984.
You know, if Kim was pitted agianst most South Koreans in a game of StarCraft, most South Koreans would beat him. And remember todays Ingsoc, uh, I mean Juche sayings. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.
I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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Did you hear the news? Juche girl is having a gangbang party at her house. I don't know if I will be able to attend....she gets more dick than an airport...in other words, she has some beatup pussy. Her pussy looks like someone got the shit kicked out of em because she/he stole something.
Dirty Dirty poontang!
Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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