Friday, July 21, 2006

Dear Leader Kim Jong Il Is The Supreme Commander

Secretary-General of the Workers Party of Korea, Chairman of the National Defence Commission, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, Immortal Sun of Juche, Lodestar of the 21st Century. These are the titles of Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman and invincible strategist whose greatness is such that it cannot even be described in human language.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's so Orwellian it's uncanny!

Shaken said...

He's looking short, fat, and old. Do you have a new Dear Leader in the works to replace him?

juchegirl said...

Yes, welcome commenter guest, we have many who want to replace Dear Leader. Many want to have a coup and replace him, and are quietly waiting for their moment to trick him.

I tell these people that want to replace Dear Leader, to wait, he is short and getting shorter everyday. If you just wait long enough, he will disappear into his own shoes.

Many new Dear Leaders who pretend to be his servants want his job and are ready to cook him in a pot and eat him.

Kim Jong Seok said...

I hate Bush CIA who try steal my identity for making bad anti-DPRK propaganda. I hate Bush.

Shaken said...

What is the real purpose of your blogging kim jonk seok?

kim jon seok said...

Dear welcome visitor, my blog has many code words in it. My confession to you is that I use this blog to send DPRK military secrets to my friends in the free world, hoping that Bush is able to get them and help free me from this horrible place. Please do not tell anyone else. I will be in great trouble with Dear Leader if he finds out that I plot against him in this blog.

Anonymous said...

I urge you all to follow Comrade Alejandro Cao de Benos' example to live your life as a Soldier of Marshal Kim Jong Il:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7020315941569660600&hl=en

kim jong seok said...

And I too urge you all to know that Comrade Alejandro Cao de Benos plots with us to put Dear Leader in room with padded rubber walls, where he can no longer starve his people. But, shhhh, he must not find out how we all plot against him. Do not tell Dear Leader how we use this blog to pass military secrets to the enemy. Dear Leader must not find out that I am a spy - if he finds out, he will stamp his feet and wag his finger at me. That would be bad.

Anonymous said...

The Koreans are partying like it's 1984.

Mal Renyolds said...

You know, if Kim was pitted agianst most South Koreans in a game of StarCraft, most South Koreans would beat him. And remember todays Ingsoc, uh, I mean Juche sayings. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.

Taegukgi said...

Would Kim Jong Il even last 1/4 of the 21st Century? I really do wish reunification under a democratic, capitalist government. You should know that I'm Korean and much more Koreans in this world hate Kim Jong Il than those who do. Look up the population and birth-rate anywhere unbiased towards any side of this issue. You can see South Korea prospering while North Korea is failing.

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