While the criminal US imperialist Bush is ridiculed by all progressives worldwide as the most mentally retarted political figure in world history, Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, ground-breaking scientist, and invincible military commander is higly praised as the most brilliant intelligent towering scientific mind in world history by all world progressives yearning for the flawless leadership that never even once experienced a single setback, mistake, or fiasco reports the Korean Central News Agency on the Leader's receiving of the most prestigious academic and scientific awards in the world. First :
The Diploma of An Honorary Academician and the Badge of the Russian People’s Academy of Sciences Conferred
The Russian People’s Academy of Sciences, a social complex, acclaimed the Korean leader Kim Jong Il as an honorary academician.
The academy did that, lauding him as the most outstanding statesman and brilliant strategist of the present century. This was the first time it registered the foreign head of state and party leader as an honorary academician.
And then it was proven that Leader Kim Jong Il is a supreme Defender of the Law and Justice as he was made Doctor of Law :
The Title of Honorary Doctor of Laws of the Far Eastern National University of Russia Conferred
Kim Jong Il, General Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea and Chairman of the National Defence Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, was awarded the title of Honorary Doctor of Laws of the Far Eastern National University of Russia.
The ceremony for the conferring of the title of Honorary Doctor of Laws took place on October 9, 2005.
Kim Jong Il attended the ceremony.
The President of the Far Eastern National University of Russia, who accompanied the presidential representative plenipotentiary on his visit to the DPRK, said that his university decided to award the title of Honorary Doctor of Laws to Kim Jong Il, Chairman of the DPRK NDC, for having made an outstanding contribution to the development of education, science, art and literature for peace and the progress of human civilization, and then proceeded to present him with the diploma, medal and robes for Honorary Doctor of Laws.
Kim Jong Il thanked the president for this, and posed for a camera with him.
7 comments:
invincible military commander??
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...I didn't know you had such a wonderful sense of humor! Good stuff man....good stuff!!
Not only that but he is an accomplished filmmaker! What can't this man do?
If he wanted to, the Dear Leader could build a rocket and fly it to the Moon.
The Dear Leader is more awsome than that....he doesn't have to build a rocket and fly it to the moon, he just wills the moon to come and visit him. What a Neat Guy!
You forgot that Dear Leader is a levitationist. Look at how he makes his hair float up into space. Dear Leader does the best science in determining how best to starve children. Dear Leader does the best science in learning how to supress people and terrorize them. Dear Leader makes me laugh, he is so full of excrement. Maybe he should do some more science to determine how it happened that his bowels are connected to his brain.
Dear Leader will use his knowledge of Songun Politics to take us to the planet Xenu.
Dear Leader is a weak and frail little man. I notice that he wears eyeglasses. If he were such a brilliant scientist he would be able to shoot lasers into his eyes and throw away his glasses like the Americans do.
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