Thursday, June 25, 2009

NEW! The Songun Blog Retail Unit Opens!



Juche greetings to all World Progressive Comrades! We have news that the new Songun Blog Retail Unit is now open. The Songun Blog Retail Unit is a shop from which World Progressive Comrades can show their love and admiration for Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il and support the correct education of the masses upon the greatness of Kim Jong Il, the Juche Idea, and Songun Politics by buying the various quality socialist products at Social Justice prices.

We inaugurate the Songun Blog Retail Unit with a T-shirt lauding Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il as the Great Hero of the World, ever victorious over the criminal US imperialist reckless warmongers and their ilk for the cause of socialism and independance.

Let show show our boundless love for the great brilliant invincible immortal Leader of Mt Paektu born on the Sacred Mountain! Together, we can defeat capitalism! MANSE!!!

25 comments:

Songun=crapola said...

I'll start making shirts with a picture of Kim Jong il with the caption 'War Criminal' or 'Enemy of Freedom', or how about 'Hitler's cousin'

Banner Of Songun said...

You disgusting US imperialist amerikkkan fat pig! It is illegal to do such a thing as it is a libellous slander lie. You amerikkkan fat pig yellow-bellied running dogs are the greatest war-addicted drug-addled human rights abusers in world history. Go fold your face!

Songun=crapola said...

First of all, fuck you, I'm Luxembourgish. And yes, he is a war criminal, and one of the worst human rights abusers mankind has ever known. He removes all freedoms from the Korean people, despite what his constitution says, he doesn't even fucking follow his own Juche ideology. He is a monarch, and deserves to be brought to The Hauge (United Nations international court) to be tried for his crimes against humanity.

Nick said...

honestly is this site a joke???

The 27th Comrade said...

It's good to see you back again, Banner of Songun.

Trevor said...

I'm going to go get drunk and screw some prostitutes. That is, after I smoke a fat cigar and kick a working man. I'm an American and you're not. Enjoy your corn porridge, psychotic dictator, Yodok Prison Camp and terrrible goddamned music.
What saddens me the most about the DPRK is not the prison camp system, the nuclear weapons, or the cultish worship of a hennesey slurping dimwit in platform shoes. It's your complete lack of a sense of humor

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

This retail unit will bring about a signall change in the wests knowledge of Songun Korea. This will proceed with the Cholima spirit and speed of the 70's to throw open gates a the great, prosperous and powerful nation a an early date.

Trevor Hugh Davis said...

You're going to do this by selling kitschy t-shirts on cafepress?

stiller leser said...

@Banner of Songun:
I love your answer on the provocation of "Songun=crapola" to create certain Kim-Yong-Il T-shirts:"It is illegal to do such a thing as bla bla bla....!
It might be illegal in communist North Korea, but it's not illegal here in the free part of the world! I would be even allowed to wear a T-shirt saying: "I hate Obama" without getting arrested! That's what I call FREEDOM!

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

It is not possible for Dear Leader, the peerlessly great man and load star of humanity to be a war crimminal. Only a pathopsycological syncophant of the Obamaist/swiss/jap/luxumborgistan type would kick up such a bloodshot eyed racket.. Dear leader has not been beaten even once in battle. You would be well advised to cease you pigdog lying slander.

Trevor Hugh Davis said...

You don't understand. We aren't frightened of you. We think you are very, very funny.

KIM JONG IL said...

All videos are too old.

I think that I'm dead for a few month...

tirso_art said...

Viva a República Democrática Popular da Coreia!!!

Margo's Maid said...

Great to have you back, Banner. Capitalism must surely be on its last legs! Manse!

Kirill said...

Dear Songun Blog,

1. Bless the Dear Leader
2. The DPRK is the ultimate example of the essence of absolute power. Congratulations for that!
3. Send me one of those shirts :)

Sincerely, your future overlord.. I mean.. comrade.

R.M. Jennings said...

With all due respect... how is selling t-shirts not capitalist?

xtremerebel said...

You guys are so negative, Kim Jong Il is a great leader for ever and for all. Buy the t-shirts, I will, as it all goes to further support the DPRK, the best country in the world.

LONG LIVE DPRK
LONG LIVE KIM JONG IL

LONG LIVE COMMUNISM FOREVER

Praise the great leader!

stiller leser said...

It's such a shame!
I'm a true communist, but as a true communist I don't have the chance to buy this T-Shirt because I never had or used capitalistic credit-cards.
Therefore I don't believe, that Songun-blog was made by real communist!

Jacob said...

당신은 세뇌된다. 9,000,000 인간은 1990'에 있는 북한에서 죽었다; juche와 당신의 친애하는 지도자 때문에 기아의 s. 당신은 그것이 일어났다는 것을 알고 있다, 당신은 당신의 자신의 눈에 그것을 보았다. 세계 기타 지역은 사진기의 렌즈를 통해서 그것을 보았다. 자유는 여기 있다: 나는 미국의 시민이고 부시가 백치다는 것을 말한다, Obama는 백치이고 클린턴은 백치이다. 당의 어떤 일원든지 백치이었다고 나가 북한의 시민이고 말한 경우에, 나는 형무소에 보내질는가 것입니다?

stiller leser said...

@Jacob
I hope you know, that none of these nerds here (like "Banner Of Songun" or "Hero of Mt.Paektu")are able to read, write or understand Korean characters! They render hommage to their so called dear leader Kim Jong Il without knowing his dictorial system!
P.S: Yodŏk(요덕)prison doesn't exist either

潘云闲 said...

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stiller leser said...

@ 潘云闲
Thank you too!
We need more people like you fighting against a communist and dictorial country like Northkorea!
FREE THE PEOPLE OF NORTHKOREA!

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