Monday, April 13, 2009

DPRK The Greatest Socialist Country!


Amerikkka the country of the disgusting fat pigs is the worst country in the world, filled with unemployment, foreclosures, crime, drugs, prostitution, murder and jaywalking. It is the most hated country in the world, being hated even by those unfortunate enough to have been born into this fetid horrible hell-hole hulk prison death-camp from which there is neither escape nor hope.

This is why the Korean people know they have been right to have taken the socialist road. There may be many countries in the world, but best is socialist Korea where the people, the army and the party are thightly embraced into the single-minded complete total loyalty of filial devotion for the Leader from which come all the goodness and creative independant life of the world. Socialist Korea is now known to all world progressives as the very model of the Great Socialist Country from which all hopes of change hang and beam over all of Humankind.

It is thanks to the Great Leader President Kim Il Sung and Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il that Korea has achieved the ideal socialism that has become the model for which the WHOLE WORLD is yearning for. Even in the criminal USA the new president has taken the road to Korean-style socialism, thereby proving that Socialist Korea is the best, Comrade Kim Joing Il is the best.

Long live socialist Korea! Long Live President Kim Il Sung! Long live Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il!

MANSE!!!

37 comments:

NOTJakeTapper said...

Obama bless the North Korean people. There stunning success with launching the technologically magnificent tae-bo dong missile in the face of ongoing belicose rhetoric of the neocon controlled UN stands as a strong beacon of light to all the oppressed people of the western world.

sackofcatfood said...

We are truly blessed to have a leader like Barack Obama. His mere presence invigorates the soul, and his words move us all to be better people. He is, in fact, so great that we recently had to send him abroad so the rest of the world could admire him in person and dispel the rumor that he doesn’t actually exist and instead is a Hollywood invention made using puppets and CGI. He truly is The One, as elder sage Oprah deemed him.

But is President Obama the world’s greatest leader?

In typical arrogant American fashion, we assume so, but is it really true? I suggest there is another even more magnificent than the Obama. Insanity, you say? Obama is a pure diamond, so what could be better? How about a diamond smothered in melted gold with a side of bacon. And that diamond is Kim Jong Il of North Korea.

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The 27th Comrade said...

Ah, the Songun Blog is back! :o)
I had despaired of ever reading here again.

barry said...

I like the way you say 'Long live Kim Il-Sung', the guys dead for christ sake!

DEFENDER OF THE RED FLAG said...

Comrade songun blog is back! This is as glorious as the communication sattlelite Kwangmyungsung-2! MANSAE

stiller leser said...

Norrrth-Korea the country of skinny starving people is the worst country in the world, filled with working slaves, foreclosure, prejudice, fear, militarism, repression and political paranoia! It is the most ridiculous country in the world, being laughed at by all those folks living in free and open minded countries, wondering why some people still prefer to live in a grey, smelly prison with no freedom to travel, no freedom to write and/or speak the truth, no freedom to build up their own small business, praying to their DEAR LEADER who doesn’t care about his citizens at all as long as he and his comrades can keep their priviliges.

This is why the western world, the former sovjet union and the “so called” peoples democracy of China realised that plain communism is the wrong way to go. There are still some communist countries, but these are –like Zimbabwe or North Korea- very poor and weak countries, only held together by their massive army and their blind devotion to their leaders, Mugabe and/or Kim Jong Il, not realizing how much they are abused. As long as the communists and/or socialisst need a (DEAR) LEADER like the fascists, they’ll never be able to become the hope of humankind!

I do really believe that Kim Il Sung thought, that his Juche-Ideal might become a model for which the WHOLE WORLD was yearning for. But at least since his death, Northkorea should have realised, that his dream was just a nice cloud in the sky! The new amerivan president Obama is trying to fight for more justice, but he’s far away from following Northkorean socialist-style.

Their names might change from Lenin to Stalin, from Hitler to Mussolini, from Kim Il Sung to Kim Jong Il. However – dictators remain dictators!

Do need you need a prove? Yes?
I was able to criticise ANY western regime and publish your complaints here on the Internet, without fearing of getting arrested.
However – I could not do the same in North-Korea (I wouldn’t even have access to the Internet). I would get arrested and charged for spying, I guess!

WAKE UP!

greenalien said...

Huzzah! Songunblog is back!

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

Stiller Leser is clearly a reactionary warmonger of the mental retard bushist/obamaist type of rascist warmongers and sundry running dogs. You are advised to align your thinking with the current of the time and stop resisting the common will of all the worldkinf people.

Margo's Maid said...

You are still alive Mr Banner! I was afraid maybe imperialist pigs of Amerikkka may have kidnapped you to make pizza or some such. Welcome back my friend, please keep up the good work!

stiller leser said...

to Hero of Mt.Paektu: YOU ask me to "stop resisting the common will of all the worldking people"? Are you stoned/drunk or just blinded by Dictator -eh- Dear Leader Kim Il Sung? (By the way: Why do you need a leader? Aren't you intelligent enough to think and act for yourself?)
It's time to realize, that Stalin- & Kim-Il-sung-like Communism is out of time just like the greedy Euro-American-Capitalism.
Use your brain and try to come up with some new ideas, otherwise I'm not able to take you for serious.

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

It is an irrefutable fact of Juche science that the Songun politics is the popular political mode that provides for the people a strong, powerful and prosporous nation.

stiller leser said...

to Hero of Mt.Paektu:
The North-Korean "Juche-Ideologie" might be a nice dream, but certainly not a SCIENCE providing a strong a prosperous nation to its people. Note: The ability of a country to build atomic bombs is no indicator for its prosperity. (Example: Pakistan)
There's only one reason why the ordinary North-Korean people seem to be happy: They were NEVER allowed to travel and experience other countries or to get independent informations (for example by internet like you).
Do you remember the end of the GDR (German Deocratic Republic) back in 1989? As soon as the citizens of the GDR had the chance to travel to western countries, they left their own "strong & prosperous country as fast as possible!
Oh - I see! North-Korean is a muuuch better country than the former GDR! Nobody would ever leave North-Korea! Right?
So what are you waiting for? Open the borders of North-Korea and let its citizens live where ever they want to live!

fishnut said...

Is Kim Jong Il trying to restart the Korean War?

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

Dear Leader, the foremost humanrights advocate, peerlessly greatman and invincible military leader who has never once lost in battle developed juche on the scientific footing. Therefore it is science. DPRK has no need to keep people in, he boarder exists to prevent the inevitable crush of humankind entering the DPRK, a well known paradise and only livable country on earth. In closing you should address me on my blog and not polute this patriotic and unbiased blog of the Korean style socialist type.

stiller leser said...

What? Your "Dear Leader" wants to be the foremost advocate of human rights? You must be joking! The Northkorean people have no other rights than to obey!
By the way: Your so wonderful "Juche science" was not invented bi Kim Yong Il but by his Papa (and Great Leader)Kim Il Sung!
And again! DPRK MUST keep its people in their Northkorean territory. Do you really think Northkorea is paradise and people from Southkorea (for example) would flee to Northkorea if they would have the chance to do so? Keep on dreaming or learn from history (East & West-Germany)
AND - furthermore - I don't mind to contact yolu directly, BUT by asking me not to "POLUTE" your BLOG shows already, that YOU as a COMMUNIST is not willing to accept free speech!

stiller leser said...

What? Your "Dear Leader" wants to be the foremost advocate of human rights? You must be joking! The Northkorean people have no other rights than to obey!
By the way: Your so wonderful "Juche science" was not invented bi Kim Yong Il but by his Papa (and Great Leader)Kim Il Sung!
And again! DPRK MUST keep its people in their Northkorean territory. Do you really think Northkorea is paradise and people from Southkorea (for example) would flee to Northkorea if they would have the chance to do so? Keep on dreaming or learn from history (East & West-Germany)
AND - furthermore - I don't mind to contact yolu directly, BUT by asking me not to "POLUTE" your BLOG shows already, that YOU as a COMMUNIST is not willing to accept free speech!

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

This is NOT my blog, and why do you repeat yourself. Did Obama steal your vital senses along with your cuticles and eardrums. I suggest that you stop kicking up war racket and align yourself with the current of the times.

Ursa said...

Your blog is funny! Can you please hate Norrrway too?

death to Amerikkka yaay

DEFENDER OF THE RED FLAG said...

Good Comrades;

The Korean people inspired by the flawless leadership of dear leader Kim Jong Il have tested a nuclear weapon and will soon liberate the entire world!!! MAMSAE!!!

stiller leser said...

@Ursa
Good comment! This blog is very funny indeed!
Of course it is very easy to hate imperialistic Amerrikka and all these bushy reagan-like Clinton-Obamas! BUT - at the same time it is very funny to read the commments of all those blind disciples following weird Kim Il Yong!
P.S: Sorry - I can't hate Norway. You don't have a weird dictator!

stiller leser said...

@DEFENDER OF THE RED FLAG
So you say:
"The Korean people inspired by the flawless leadership of dear leader Kim Jong Il have tested a nuclear weapon and will soon liberate the entire world!"
Whoaaahaahaaa!
I suppose you believe in Santa Claus as well!
By reading your comment, it seems that "fishnut" was right: Your weird dictator is really trying to start a new Korean war. Well - then I would say: Try it! Have a look at the few nuclear weapons of North Korea and then have count all the (nuclear) weapons of the rest of the world! Or do you still believe that China will help you, if Kim Il Yong triggers another war? Keep on dreaming and be happy if the people of N-Korea continue to cheer Kim Jong-Un (Baby dear Leader) the same as they cheered his papa and his grandpa!

Brendan said...

Hero of Mt Paektu-
Glad that you updated your blog. I needed a good laugh.

stiller leser said...

How much does it need to make "Hero of Mt Paektu" and "Songun blog" realize, that 90% of the world community is laughing about Northkorea and their weird "dear leader Kim Il Yong" (or should we laugh about their new baby leader Kim Jong-un, who -like no other North Korean boy- had the chance to attent an international scool in Switzerland back in the 90's?)
If you really think the Korean Juche system is a fair system, I'll suggest read Orwell's Novel - Animal Farm!

uwoka said...

@Hero of Mt Paektu

If thats your real oppinion, you must be taking advantage of the kim yong il system. If the free world stops feeding your people, the system will end soon. I hope that not too many people have to die.

stiller leser said...

@uwoka
"Hero of Mt.Paektu" won't believe, that the (not always) free world had & has to feed the Northkorean people. Although it's a fact which can be proven, he will still tell you that this is just another propaganda lie by imperalistic warmongers like you and me.
However, I'm glad that there are other people like you, who won't accept fascist and/or communist blogs like "Songun Blog" or "Defender of the red flag". Disciples of fascist or communist regimes are all the same. They need to worship a party and/or a (dear or great) leader or a "F├╝hrer" defending their nationalistic ideas.

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

The retrograde reactionary rascist obamaist forces continue to post here in a frantic atempt to stifle the dignified DPRK and it's peerlessly brilliant leader. They are becomming red eyed in there attempts to kick up a war racket and push a brink with the peacful DPRK. You are well advised to stop this nonsense now or else you will find yourself is a sea of flames. Your crimes against Korea will not go unpunished.

The Envoy said...

The Songun blog is back! I had hoped for continued news from the land of from which the Dear Leader hails from.

stiller leser said...

@Hero of Mt.Paektu:
I always try to take your comments for serious, but whenever I read answers like:"The retrograde reactionary rascist obamaist forces continue to post here in a frantic atempt to stifle the dignified DPRK and it's peerlessly brilliant leader.", I know, you're just using the old style Juche propaganda words.
For example: Me and reactionary?
Of course: Me (and others) MUST re-act on retrograde ideas like yours!
Because, communism might work out if it would really be lived by the ideas taught by Marx and Engels. But the Juche idea is just another way of facism: One Party - one Leader! And THAT's what I CALL retrograde! Heil Kim Jong Il!
And - don't call me nationalist or even a racist! Beacause it's Northkorea who has the lowest percentage of foreigners (non koreans), which means, Nothkoera is afraid to let in people of other nationalities. THAT'S what I call NATIONALISM.
And then you've told me "to stop this nonsense now or else you will find yourself is a sea of flames. Your crimes against Korea will not go unpunished."
What crimes against Korea? Because I said the truth abouth Northkorea? The truth which NOBODY in Northkorea will be able to read, as the majority has no internet access? BIG CRIME INDEED! If the JUCHE System would become the only respected system in the world, then I would be the first prisoner inside a Juche concentration camp, rigth! That's what YOU then call FREEDOM!

Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

The proof the "stiller lesser" requires.
http://tinyurl.com/m73dkp

Brendan said...

Dude, check out this link:
http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/

Mr. Wiggles Rules!

stiller leser said...

@Brendan
Thanks for the link!
Mr Wiggles really looks and acts like Dear Leader!
(I hope, that's what you were trying to tell me!)

stiller leser said...

@Hero of Mt. Paektu!
re: "The proof the "stiller lesser" requires.
http://tinyurl.com/m73dkp"
BIG THING!
What are you trying to tell me?
Should I hide my url? I don't need to coz I've got nothing to hide and therefore I don't need to be afraid!
Or are you trying to tell me that you have to hide your url! Yeah? What are YOU afraid of?

uwoka said...

@Hero of Mt. Paektu

I cant believe, you're posting inappropriate texts about americans, the western culture. If you had been outside your country, you would have seen, that any person on the world has a better life than common north korean people.
And -by the way- if you are hateing america so much, why are you using products made in usa, like this blogging software?!? You do not seem to have capable programmers over there.

Brendan said...

@stiller lesser
Actually, Mr. Wiggles would do a better job than Dear Leader

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Hero of Mt. Paektu said...

Becky, you pollute these warmonger, racist, blog's of the Bush/Obama type with you silly syncophant ranting. The dignified DPRK will turn your panty drawer into a sea of flames using the latest CNC technology developed under the peerlessly great leadership of the WPK and Dear Leader. Your ranting of "bible" and "end times" only demonstrates your cruel intentions to push inter-Korean relations to the brink of war.